The Potterstuck Games in the Truffula Forest

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:17:09 -0400

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:24:00 -0400

davidisbeyonce: Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:58:33 -0400

davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

lecterer: you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:57:08 -0400

lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:55:04 -0400

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

wasps

those stringy things on the banana

commercials on youtube

gonnaslapabitch: do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:54:54 -0400

gonnaslapabitch:

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

iamnotyourwhoree: fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:54:18 -0400

iamnotyourwhoree:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

kawaiians: I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:52:29 -0400

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:49:57 -0400

starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

spence-ler: dat booty

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:47:01 -0400

spence-ler:

dat booty

Guys I’ve done it, I’ve figured out the secret to meeting tumblr famous people

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:58:43 -0400

Guys I’ve done it, I’ve figured out the secret to meeting tumblr famous people

One of my friends was going around asking if we would cry when Daniel Radcliffe dies and my other...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:45:49 -0400

One of my friends was going around asking if we would cry when Daniel Radcliffe dies and my other friend just

‘Yes I’ll cry, he was my favorite doctor.’

i-am-momo-senpai: setomidori: cryaoticshaon: skittlemermaid: girl-in-the-tardis: improbablenorma...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:10:09 -0400

i-am-momo-senpai:

setomidori:

cryaoticshaon:

skittlemermaid:

girl-in-the-tardis:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

i am not a letter grade

i am not a gpa

i am not a statistic

i am not just a student

i am good at something

i am more than what an institution tells me i am

i am legend

i am iron man

i’m not a psychopath. i’m a highly-functioning sociopath. do your research

i am an angel of the lord

I AM NUMBER FOUR

I’M JAVERT

I’M BATMAN

I’M HARRY FREAKING POTTER

rageroomies: YOU WANNA GO to my room to kiss and stuff??

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:15:21 -0500

rageroomies:

YOU WANNA GO to my room to kiss and stuff??

mossball: white people who describe their nationality in fractions

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:57:21 -0500

mossball:

white people who describe their nationality in fractions

madlori: nevver: The alphabet fades away Would you like to...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:30:29 -0500

madlori:

nevver:

The alphabet fades away

Would you like to read a book in which this happens?

It’s one of my all-time favorite books. It’s called Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn. He describes it as an “progressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable.”

It is written in the form of letters between the citizens of the fictional island of Nollop, an independent nation off the coast of South Carolina and home of Nevin Nollop, who invented the phrase “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.” That phrase is written in tiles over a statue of Nollop in their town square, and when one night a storm causes one of the tiles to fall, the council decides that it’s a sign from Nollop that they are no longer allowed to use that letter, in speech or writing, on pain of progressive punishments including public beating and up to banishment.

Then another tile falls. Then another.

The citizens, who are all very attached to their words and writing, mount a campaign to come up with a phrase that uses all 26 letters but is shorter than Nollop’s, thus proving that he was not divine and negating all the edicts.

Because the novel is told in the form of letters the citizens write, and this is the genius part…the author must also stop using the letters as they fall. So the book gradually stops using letters until at one point I think they’re down to just five.

The resolution literally made me get up and dance around the room.

It’s clever, creative, and a not-really-veiled-at-all parable about monotheistic oligarchy. It’s not a long book, you can read it in an afternoon.

GO READ IT RIGHT NOW.

Photo

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:10:50 -0500

of-hobbits-and-men: deathbedscene: witchlette: my dream is to one day make enough money to...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:10:32 -0500

of-hobbits-and-men:

deathbedscene:

witchlette:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”

List of Harry Potter Spells

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:38:31 -0500

Accio: Brings an object to you
Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand
Alohomora: Opens locks
Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible
Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”
Avifors: Turns things into birds
Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand
Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”
Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.
Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode
Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused
Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye
Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly
Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered
Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control
Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces
Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password
Duro: Turns an item to stone.
Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person
Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen
Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.
Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed
Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus
Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand
Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!
Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped
Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell
Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell
Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire
Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards
Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils
Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).
Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape
Immobulus: Immobilizes the target
Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you
Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person
Impervius: Repels water from a surface
Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent
Incendio: Lights a fire
Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories
Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air
Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell
Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together
Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”
Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another
Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another
Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark
Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation
Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”
Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event
Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand
Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally
Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass
Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.
Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast
Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent
Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”
Reducio: Shrinks an item
Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces
Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held
Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up
Reparo: Repairs broken items
Repello: Repels something
Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles
Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed
Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled
Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying
Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location
Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface
Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword
Serpensortia: Conjures a snake
Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.
Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice
Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily
Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably
Tergeo: Scours something clean
Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole
Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate

whale-tailz: digimage: jamescastel: (( hello tumblr this is what I call my tumblr box (fluffy...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:29:41 -0500

whale-tailz:

digimage:

jamescastel:

(( hello tumblr this is what I call my tumblr box (fluffy chicken on top because why not?) it is curently empty so if you reblog this I will write down your url and put it in here and on march 9th when I go to comic con I will scater them around the convention center

At least my URL will be able to go to comic con

only because of that ^^^^^^